SMITHSONIAN SHUT DOWN FOR GOOD -- THE THRINAXODON TIMES REPORTS, YOU CALL OUT BULLSHIT

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Subject: SMITHSONIAN SHUT DOWN FOR GOOD -- THE THRINAXODON TIMES REPORTS, YOU CALL OUT BULLSHIT

From: Apidium23 <apidium23@...>

Date: Tue, 18 Feb 2014 14:05:26 -0500



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>BREAKING NEWS

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SMITHSONIAN FINALLY SHUT DOWN AFTER YEARS OF CENSORSHIP, SCAMS AND CON

ARTISTRY.

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THRINAXODON BLEW DOWN THE BUILDINGS, LIT IT ON FIRE AND HAD THE ASSHOLES

ARRESTED.

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R. DAWKINS WAS THROWN IN THE DOGHOUSE, ONLY TO GET KILLED BY ANGRY

FELONS WHO WANTED PAYBACK FOR FRAMING THEM.

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THRINAXODON DANCED ON DAWKINS' GRAVE, AND BURNED A FEW SMITHSONIAN

MAGAZINES.

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EVIDENCE THAT HUMANS LIVED IN THE DEVONIAN:



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http://ift.tt/1cXKQzc



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THRINAXODON ONLY HAD THIS TO SAY:



"I..I...I...Can't believe it. This completely disproved Darwinian

orthodoxy."



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THE BASTARDS AT THE SMITHSONIAN, AND THE LEAKEY FOUNDATION ARE ERODING

WITH FEAR.



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THESE ASSHOLES ARE GOING TO DIE:

THOMAS AQUINAS;

ALDOUS HUXLEY;

BOB CASANVOVA;

SkyEyes;

DAVID IAIN GRIEG;

MARK ISAAK;

JOHN HARSHAM;

RICHARD NORMAN;

DR. DOOLITTLE;

CHARLES DARWIN;

MARK HORTON;

ERIK SIMPSON;

HYPATIAB7;

PAUL J. GANS;

JILLERY;

WIKI TRIK;

THRINAXODON;

PETER NYIKOS;

RON OKIMOTO;

JOHN S. WILKINS

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THRINAXODON WAS SCOURING ANOTHER DEVONIAN FOSSIL BED, AND FOUND A

HUMAN SKULL, AND A HUMAN FEMUR. HE ANALYSED THE FINDS, AND SAW THAT

THEY WERE NOT NORMAL ROCKS. THESE WERE FOSSILIZED BONES. THEY EVEN HAD

TOOTH MARKS ON THEM. SO, THRINAXODON BROUGHT THEM TO THE LEAKEY

FOUNDATION, THEY UTTERLY DISMISSED IT, AND SAID, "We want to keep

people thinking that humans evolved 2 Ma." THRINAXODON BROUGHT HIS

SWORD, AND SAID, "SCIENCE CORRECTS ITSELF." RICHARD LEAKEY SAID, "That

is a myth, for people to believe in science." THRINAXODON PLANS TO

BRING DOOM TO SCIENCE, ITSELF.



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THRINAXODON IS NOW ON TWITTER.



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THRINAXODON WAS AWARDED

US$100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000,000,000,000,000,000

DOLLARS FOR HIS BRAVE EFFORTS IN SHUTTING DOWN THE EVOLUTIONARY SCAMS.

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